Here is a quick list of ideas for the bestest day of the year!
> Beep Beep Backup: for under $5 you can buy the annoying beeping device trucks make when backing up. Simply stick it on the backup light (or any other light) on mark's car.
> Tape over the laser for mouse: simple, classic.
> possessed mouse: attach a second mouse to mark's computer, control from adjacent cube. I've placed it on the floor and would just kick it occasionally. The mark's cursor will jump around on the screen occasionally causing great concern.
> re-0rganize keyboard: pop off a few keys and move them around. For typers that look at the keyboard it will really mess with them. For advanced typists, move the home keys.
> shrinking desk: adjust the height of the desktop by an inch.
> faux crash : hook up monitors to a power strip. When monitors go blank, mark fears computer crashed.
> rotate monitors: ctrl-alt-arrow and flip their screen (courtesy @fawnita5)
>faux Desktop : take a screen shot of mark's desktop and use that image as the new desktop. move all icons off screen so they try to click on the image, not the actual icons.
> ketchup under door handle
> crazy glue on the toilet seat.
> Vaseline on the keyboard, mouse or (worse yet) the phone ear piece.
> Tooth Fairy: place a note under a child's pillow from the tooth Fairy. "I will be back for your teeth tonight"
> niceCritic.com : send emails anonymously.
> supply manager with Two Weeks Notice letter, for a different co-worker.
> replace sugar jar with salt.
> decaf
> put a For Sale on a friends car with a Really low price and their phone number.
> Here is the best april fools joke EVER http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A527834
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