Resolutions

#1: less cowbell.
#2: less Bush.
#4: don't sweat the small stuff.
#5: More carcass pix. Crowds clamor for carci.
#6: Increase lung and bladder capacity, just in case.
#7: Give wife less headaches.
#8: Quit wearing dress slacks gangster-style, when at the office, during normal business hours, G.
#9: Review children's homework more frequently so I can learn how to count.
#10: Get a clue.
#11: Commit to boxers OR briefs, at any one point in time (this can wait until Spring)
#12: Use less catch phrases from Nickelodeon and the WB
#13: More variety in diet to avoid SSDD
#14: accept importance of cell phone calls for SUV drivers.
#15: Less variability in my constants
#16: Be more efficient with time; buy sports car.
#17: Start smack to ween Starbucks addiction.
#18: More meat per tweet. 8:20 AM
#19: Come up with a better response to "Oh Yeah?".
#20 Find new song to have stuck in head for the year. {So long Sir Mix-A-Lot}
#21 Add more dramatic pauses during conversations,. . . . . . like they do before commercials in Soap Operas.
#22 Be a better parent to my kids than mine were to me: buy better tasting soap.
#23 Find a way to express gratitude and appreciation for friends and family without sounding to Cheezy.
#25: Care less about what people think and just be happy that some at least are thinking. #24 Break addiction to Placebos.
#26 Settle who's on first.
#27: neutralize opposition.
#28: Simpler is gooder.
#28: More TNA, less TLA.
#30: more Quality Assurance.
#31: Leverage Synergistic paradigms to materialize conceptualizations, profitably.
#32: Work on stamina. I've run out of ideas for new years resolutions. Appropriate for my age(32).